melata:
trying to explain fandom things to non-fandom people is like trying to explain trigonometry to a dog
(Source: zaynshomoerection, via kick-senseless-my-defenses)
Let me just translate these drunk texts from last night.
Me: ao, imnb atewing you bnc frnly thats what i wnt to do, but uuo cant tell anyeodu. (So, I'm texting you because frankly thats what I want to do, but you can't tell anybody.)
Him: OMG WHAT
Me: so drinl, dont tLak to me rigth npw (So drunk, dont talk to me right now)
Him: What the heck, you texted me first! Hahah
Me: i know! i shuiuld have! we all went out for lacyes 21sy, and i swore ot myswelf o wasnt gonna tesxt yopu...danb it (I know, I shouldn't have! We all went out for Laceys 21st, and I swore to myself I wasn't gonna text you...Damn it)
Him: Lmao god your texting is amazing right now. I love it.
Me: sooop many fuch bopwl, they let me inb to port uiouse. (So many fish bowls, they let me into Pour House)
Him: so man fuck bowl, they let u into pour house? is that what you just said?
Me: So many misg bowls. they let me in to pour house, i think thatswit it was suppOed to say. (So many fish bowls. they let me into pour house, i think thats what it was supposed to say)
Him: I want a sandwich!
Me: SO PLOD!
Me: *random
Him: MAKE ME A SANDWICH
Me: No :( dont urn youR yelling text unsaf at me! yoUr natio me hungry. (No :( don't use your yelling text voice at me! youre makin me hungry)
Him: I'm not yelling! I'm texting, not yelling haha. It's emphasis, not yelling. Yelling is this....MAKE ME A MOTHAFUCKIN SANDWICH GOD DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: WovE Ill and cute hail. (You're silly and cute, haha)
Him: Sorry I don't speak that language.
Me: It was Onetim about you being cute I think...But I'm drunk so I dontr remem er, dobt hold me to it. (It was something about you being cute I think...But I'm drunk so I don't remember, don't hold me to it)
Him: One time I was cute? I always look good!!!
Me: That's so not wha i said!vli (That's so not what I said!)
